Vampires, Nazis, Bill Faulkner, and Mister Steve Martin
One thing about being an avid reader is that other avid readers are always trying to push their favorite books to the top of my reading queue. In most cases I don’t mind, because I know plenty of people whose taste in literature I respect and trust. In other cases, however, I find myself having to read a four hundred page fantasy/horror novel about undead Nazis.
What happened was this: a former student dropped by my office and, in the course of our conversation, mentioned a book he was reading, The Keep, by F. Paul Wilson. He told me a little about it, I politely responded by saying it sounded interesting, and then a week later he brought me the book and said he’d come back in a week or two to see how I liked it. Somehow, I ended up with a reading assignment.
To be fair, the book wasn’t bad. The book begins with the plight of a crippled Jewish-Polish intellectual and his hot-but-chaste gypsy daughter who are in danger of being killed by Nazis during the build up to WWII. Then we get a German military officer who hates the new Nazi regime, especially the cowardly officer who abandoned him in battle years ago but is now finding success in the ranks of the Third Reich because he likes to kill helpless people. These two guys are competing for the command for an old abandoned castle in the mountains of Eastern Europe, but things get a little hairy when they accidentaly awaken the vampire who had been imprisoned in the cellar hundreds of years ago. Of course, when the vampire stirs, a gallant warrior with a mystical sword starts a journey from halfway across the world because his spidey sense starts tingling. All of this comes to a head in an apocalyptical battle between the forces of good and evil for control of the world. And, oh yeah, the Highlander guy falls in love with the gypsy girl which brings up all kinds of problems, like should mortals date immortals, or should they stick to their own kind like God intended. Confusing, right?
Yeah, it’s a dumb book, but here’s where I have to admit that this book would have BLOWN MY MIND in junior high. As a kid, I experimented with Dungeons and Dragons and my reading mostly consisted of Stephen King novels and the Dragonlance series. Throw in the allure of evil men with swastikas and jack boots, and what you end up with might be the craziest fantasy/horror novel of all time. Or at least the craziest fantasy/horror novel to make the New York Times Bestsellers List.
After indulging in four hundred pages of guilty pleasure, I decided to redeem myself by finally reading Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying. I’ve been thinking about teaching this book in an American Lit class, despite not really wanting to read it, and then when it showed up on Oprah’s list, I figured I had no choice but to slog through it. Thus, another reading assignment.
Instead of beating around the bush, I’m just going to come out and say it: Faulkner bores me. Over the years, as I’ve read different books, I thought maybe that I didn’t get it, or maybe I wasn’t reading the right stuff, so I always tried to reserve judgment, or at least be open minded, but today I’ll take my stand. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t hate Faulkner, and I’m pretty sure I understand why it’s “important” and “good” from a literary standpoint, but I just think it’s boring. Sure, the structure is interesting: instead of a single narrative voice, the story is told in short sections—some a few pages, some a few words—from the perspective of a dozen or so different characters. It’s an idea that is quintessentially Modern, understanding an event by piecing together the fragments that make up the event, recognizing that life is too complex to be articulated in a tidy linear and chronological narrative. I get that. But the thing is, while the structure is interesting, the plot of the novel is booorrrring!
Basically it’s about the Bundren family hauling their dead mother’s body to a cemetery in another town. The journey would normally take a couple of days, but because of various obstacles (mostly rain and stupidity) the family spends eight days traveling through rural Mississippi with a corpse in the back of a mule-drawn wagon. While the trip has a few moments of excitement, mostly nothing happens. Or maybe, more accurately, too much happens. The book is full of minor subplots as each character deals with the passing of the Bundren matriarch, as well as with their own individual issues (unwanted pregnancy, festering insanity, toothlessness, etc.). For me, however, the style of the novel undermines most of the concern I have for the characters. There are a few exceptions—the widower Anse Bundren is an hilarious display of spectacular laziness, and young Vardman’s notion that his “mother is a fish” makes for some interesting stream of consciousness—but mostly the characters seem underdeveloped and uninteresting. Faulkner once said that most novelists are failed poets, which makes sense, because I think his Modernist style better suits writers like Gertrude Stein, T.S. Eliot, or Wallace Stevens. And while his portrayal of the South is interesting, everybody knows you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Southern Writer, and I can think of a few that portray the people and places just as well.
The most satisfying book I read last month, a happy medium between best-selling undead Nazis and prize-winning rednecks, was Steve Martin’s Shopgirl. It’s a book I’ve been meaning to read for years, and now that they’ve released the movie, I decided to pick up a copy before the experience of reading it was tainted by seeing too many trailers for the film.
Shopgirl isn’t a literary masterpiece, but it’s a nice read, short, and full of lovely sentences. The plot is barely there, mostly covering a vague and awkward courtship between Mirabelle, a young girl who works the glove counter in an L.A. department store, and Ray Porter, a rich old man who likes the way Mirabelle looks. What I like most about this book is the tone. There’s not a lot of dialogue in the book, and the few conversations between characters are usually nervous and uncomfortable. Instead, what we get is a third person account of loneliness. The characters in this book spend a lot of time alone, and even when they’re together, the narration seems detached and self-conscious as Mirabelle and Ray struggle to transition from solitude to society. If the book were longer (it’s only about 100 pages) then the feeling of the book might not be enough to carry the story, but as it is, Martin does a good job of creating an atmosphere for these characters to float around in.
I’m looking forward to the Shopgirl movie, even though it was a little annoying to read the book imaging Claire Danes and Steve Martin in the main roles. I’m curious to see how Martin makes a screenplay from a book with so little dialogue, but I’m also expecting it to be understated and a little melancholy, another good movie for autumn. Instead of other books, Shopgirl mostly reminded me of the kinds of movies I love to watch late at night when the weather turns cold, like Lost in Translation, Beautiful Girls, and Garden State, movies about loneliness and introspection that seem to fit the way I feel in October and November. More than anything else, Shopgirl was comforting, and some days comfort seems a lot more important than any Nobel Prize.
What happened was this: a former student dropped by my office and, in the course of our conversation, mentioned a book he was reading, The Keep, by F. Paul Wilson. He told me a little about it, I politely responded by saying it sounded interesting, and then a week later he brought me the book and said he’d come back in a week or two to see how I liked it. Somehow, I ended up with a reading assignment.
To be fair, the book wasn’t bad. The book begins with the plight of a crippled Jewish-Polish intellectual and his hot-but-chaste gypsy daughter who are in danger of being killed by Nazis during the build up to WWII. Then we get a German military officer who hates the new Nazi regime, especially the cowardly officer who abandoned him in battle years ago but is now finding success in the ranks of the Third Reich because he likes to kill helpless people. These two guys are competing for the command for an old abandoned castle in the mountains of Eastern Europe, but things get a little hairy when they accidentaly awaken the vampire who had been imprisoned in the cellar hundreds of years ago. Of course, when the vampire stirs, a gallant warrior with a mystical sword starts a journey from halfway across the world because his spidey sense starts tingling. All of this comes to a head in an apocalyptical battle between the forces of good and evil for control of the world. And, oh yeah, the Highlander guy falls in love with the gypsy girl which brings up all kinds of problems, like should mortals date immortals, or should they stick to their own kind like God intended. Confusing, right?
Yeah, it’s a dumb book, but here’s where I have to admit that this book would have BLOWN MY MIND in junior high. As a kid, I experimented with Dungeons and Dragons and my reading mostly consisted of Stephen King novels and the Dragonlance series. Throw in the allure of evil men with swastikas and jack boots, and what you end up with might be the craziest fantasy/horror novel of all time. Or at least the craziest fantasy/horror novel to make the New York Times Bestsellers List.
After indulging in four hundred pages of guilty pleasure, I decided to redeem myself by finally reading Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying. I’ve been thinking about teaching this book in an American Lit class, despite not really wanting to read it, and then when it showed up on Oprah’s list, I figured I had no choice but to slog through it. Thus, another reading assignment.
Instead of beating around the bush, I’m just going to come out and say it: Faulkner bores me. Over the years, as I’ve read different books, I thought maybe that I didn’t get it, or maybe I wasn’t reading the right stuff, so I always tried to reserve judgment, or at least be open minded, but today I’ll take my stand. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t hate Faulkner, and I’m pretty sure I understand why it’s “important” and “good” from a literary standpoint, but I just think it’s boring. Sure, the structure is interesting: instead of a single narrative voice, the story is told in short sections—some a few pages, some a few words—from the perspective of a dozen or so different characters. It’s an idea that is quintessentially Modern, understanding an event by piecing together the fragments that make up the event, recognizing that life is too complex to be articulated in a tidy linear and chronological narrative. I get that. But the thing is, while the structure is interesting, the plot of the novel is booorrrring!
Basically it’s about the Bundren family hauling their dead mother’s body to a cemetery in another town. The journey would normally take a couple of days, but because of various obstacles (mostly rain and stupidity) the family spends eight days traveling through rural Mississippi with a corpse in the back of a mule-drawn wagon. While the trip has a few moments of excitement, mostly nothing happens. Or maybe, more accurately, too much happens. The book is full of minor subplots as each character deals with the passing of the Bundren matriarch, as well as with their own individual issues (unwanted pregnancy, festering insanity, toothlessness, etc.). For me, however, the style of the novel undermines most of the concern I have for the characters. There are a few exceptions—the widower Anse Bundren is an hilarious display of spectacular laziness, and young Vardman’s notion that his “mother is a fish” makes for some interesting stream of consciousness—but mostly the characters seem underdeveloped and uninteresting. Faulkner once said that most novelists are failed poets, which makes sense, because I think his Modernist style better suits writers like Gertrude Stein, T.S. Eliot, or Wallace Stevens. And while his portrayal of the South is interesting, everybody knows you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Southern Writer, and I can think of a few that portray the people and places just as well.
The most satisfying book I read last month, a happy medium between best-selling undead Nazis and prize-winning rednecks, was Steve Martin’s Shopgirl. It’s a book I’ve been meaning to read for years, and now that they’ve released the movie, I decided to pick up a copy before the experience of reading it was tainted by seeing too many trailers for the film.
Shopgirl isn’t a literary masterpiece, but it’s a nice read, short, and full of lovely sentences. The plot is barely there, mostly covering a vague and awkward courtship between Mirabelle, a young girl who works the glove counter in an L.A. department store, and Ray Porter, a rich old man who likes the way Mirabelle looks. What I like most about this book is the tone. There’s not a lot of dialogue in the book, and the few conversations between characters are usually nervous and uncomfortable. Instead, what we get is a third person account of loneliness. The characters in this book spend a lot of time alone, and even when they’re together, the narration seems detached and self-conscious as Mirabelle and Ray struggle to transition from solitude to society. If the book were longer (it’s only about 100 pages) then the feeling of the book might not be enough to carry the story, but as it is, Martin does a good job of creating an atmosphere for these characters to float around in.
I’m looking forward to the Shopgirl movie, even though it was a little annoying to read the book imaging Claire Danes and Steve Martin in the main roles. I’m curious to see how Martin makes a screenplay from a book with so little dialogue, but I’m also expecting it to be understated and a little melancholy, another good movie for autumn. Instead of other books, Shopgirl mostly reminded me of the kinds of movies I love to watch late at night when the weather turns cold, like Lost in Translation, Beautiful Girls, and Garden State, movies about loneliness and introspection that seem to fit the way I feel in October and November. More than anything else, Shopgirl was comforting, and some days comfort seems a lot more important than any Nobel Prize.
